Saturday, August 29, 2009

Wendel Clark

The more I think about sports, the more I hate every moment I've wasted watching them. Sports is the original reality TV, nothing more. Obviously. But, God it was good getting into a Leaf's game and holy fuck did the playoffs feel something awesome. I miss that shit.

Deep down, I've always known this, but am even more aware of it watching these Euro puffs play games. Did you know that after every game the home team applauds the audience for their cheering efforts? Often shirts are removed while the hands are clapped and it's basically one big, stadium wide, cock sucking session. The look of semi-retarded athletes applauding fully-retarded sports fans is too much.

1 comment:

PeterPumpHead said...

Sportsfans - why Michael Vick, dog murderer, gets applauded when he took the field for the Philly Eagles, and Dany Heatly, trade requester, is booed mercilessly in Calgary while trying out to play for country.