Mozart

Man do I hate Rock and Roll. Even the name pisses me the fuck off. Is there anything more lame than a guitar? Think we might be overusing the instrument a little? Just the thought of some American douchebag playing guitar on a beach for his sorority or whatever makes my skin breakout in fits of acne and bedsores.

I get that there are classic songs and I tap my toes to them sometimes, and grant there are some genius melodies in the genre. But, pound for pound, there's no greater pile-up of hack horsehit than the finger snapping ass farting rock genre. What really boils my cabbage is the way people at rock concerts all face in the same direction and worship the band. Music should be a soundtrack, not a sermon. It should blend. The only performance worth watching in some kind of awe is a classical recital or symphony - but would it hurt for those higher forms of art to loosen up a little too?