Got an industry function tonight. I'm going in cold here, not knowing too many people to hang with. I think I'll give 'em a number two - you know, the chug too much booze and act like a gangster routine. I figure the best way to make a name for yourself is at these parties, running at the mouth, pulling stunts. Maybe I'll blow a fireball.
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I think you should go with a Jagermeister/Absinthe/Alcool combo and see where the night takes you.
For once I agree with Barnsey. Change your accent as the night goes on - and make it reflective of the drink you are consuming. Russian vodka - try to put on a Russian accent. Jagermeister - guttural German. If you decide to fire back some Irish lager - then break out your best Irish brogue laddy. The crowd will think you delightfully eccentric.
Or alternatively slip some people that "booze" the Colonel always seemed to have and see how they handle that shit.
Good point. Slip them ye olde 'Colonel Roofie'. The crowd will go bananas.
wear a dreadlock wig, paint your face black - bumble about screaming, "where da overproof? de white rum!"
1. yawhe love that guy who shot those damn robbers in his appliance store
2. that blackberry commercial with U2 makes me want to kill everything i ever believed in
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