People are about nine million times skinnier here. Try getting pants in a 36. The looks I get make me feel like Rita McNeil. People see me coming and cross the street. Waiters assume I'd like bacon on everything. Everyone looks like Barry Manilow - the later years.
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This fat pig doesn't feel like coming to your skinny country anymore. Seriously. Remember when you were at the wrong gate picking me up in Amsterdam? All was forgiven over the 37 vodka sodas we then drank.
Boooooo to skinny people. booo. hogwash. booo. vomit vomit.
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