There are absolutely no Jews in Denmark, which pretty much makes me a fucking novelty act here. Was playing poker last night and one jerkoff says to me, "so, I hear you're Jewish." I nod and move on, but the guy keeps pressing me for details, like it's some secret cult. Reluctantly, I correct him and explain the thing about my Mom not being Jewish and that because my last name is so Jewish I'm kinda stuck in the middle. But he doesn't hear any of that shit. To him, I'm a fucking freak show and he wants the full story. So, I tell him that Jews burn turtles for good luck and eat live fish to celebrate the new year, which of course is 14,999 because we're such an old religion.
That shut him up. Douchebag.
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I feel like I have had this exact conversation...the lobster one that is. Shellfish allergies aside, of course.
Who is this lynsay person??? Where did she come from???
Tyler, did you at least take his money in poker???
Barnesy
Sounds like someone is making friends over there! Don't you go making too many friends you silly person! Lynsulls is a welcome addition to the conversation - which has taken an interesting racial tack in the last day or so.
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