Regards

Who was the first clown to close out a letter with, "regards"? Better question, who was the second meatbox to think, "regards, how appropriate - let's make that a trend"? Regards... what does that mean? I regard you. You are noticed.

Dear Sirs,

Please send rations of clean water and ammunition before nightfall.

You are noticed,

Jay Harharwood


How dumb is that? And while we're at it, how much does "sincerely" suck ass? Instead, why not sign off a letter or email, "have fun storming the castle" or "pack your meat in plenty of ice".