Monday, April 20, 2009

Bob Barker

A shower is an amazing thing. Crawl in a total zombie, leave with vigor and purpose. How the hell is running water over the body for a few minutes so transformative? Whoever came up with baptism was probably a pretty alert dude.

On a completely different note... why do musicians feel so compelled to rhyme? They narrow their choices in words from a billion to like eight and we get asinine lyrics like, "snap back to reality, oops there goes gravity"... is it because musicians are the modern poets? The music doesn't particularly benefit from the rhyme. It's not a must. Maybe the musicians feel rhyming affords them greater latitude for pure stupidity.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

$250,000 for 2 motorcycles, some furniture and carpet and a flatscreen TV.....the guy is in the Navy and clearly retarded or American.

adrijanna said...

whooooa. i can't remember the last time watched the Showcase Showdown. Holy crap, Levine, you just made my Sunday.