People That Look Stupid

Everyone here (in CPH) looks like they just walked out of a fashion magazine and it's starting to make me want to punch shit. How many boutiques does a city of one million people need? Because there's about two million boutiques here. There's nobody in the streets because everyone is inside the boutique they just bought. When I talk to people I immediately apologize for not wearing a designer scarf.

I miss Toronto people who know how to dress but choose to look as stupid as humanly possible. I miss a place where the influences are Hunter S. Thompson and Spinal Tap, not Lenny Kravitz and a toaster designed by Arnee Jacobsen.