Sports Bar

There's no such thing as a sports bar in Europe. The very idea probably sends shivers down their throat (along with a bunch of other stuff). They have TV's in bars, but they have something called soccer on it which obviously is some kind of ballet.

I'm in the film business and as such am required to hate sports, but would it really kill these Eurodouches to open up one single sports bar? Just give me a playoff hockey game or an inning of baseball - I'm not picky. Just something that I know makes me look like I'm an idiot, because honestly, I don't care.