Bernie

Well, the first Canadian visitor has arrived and made it a whole five hours before passing out in a heap of his own feces. Not like I blame the guy, after the surreal past eight days he's had and the half bottle of aquavit aka "snapps" he forced into his rapidly aging carcass upon arrival (to try and wake up). And maybe the two km walk wasn't such a killer idea. You guys would have loved to see all 6"6 of him dragging his lopsided ass, pretending to give a fuck about the various Kobenhavn monuments. I was half hoping one of the soles of his shoe would fall off so he'd look like a complete drag-ass bum.

Here's the end of Weekend at Bernie's...