Saw my first black people since moving to Denmark - this has to be the whitest nation in the world. It was a family of five crammed into mid-90's maroon Volvo. They looked scared.
Maybe it was the way my eyes lit up. I just hadn't seen black people in a while and I got excited. The Dad was looking at me like he was ready to throw the car in reverse and run over nine cars to get away. I realized I was freaking the whole family out and smiled as innocently as I could, which ramped up their fear another four-hundred percent.
My bad. My bad.
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I've seen your innocent look before - it looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson in the Shining and Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade. No wonder they were looking for cover.
It's funny because it is true....on both the LB comment and the Chris rock bit!
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