There's a guy that works in a friends office who's been drinking too much and missing work and generally being a drunk asswipe. The guy is two seconds from losing his job and when he does show up to work, is totally exhausted. To make matters worse, apparently the guys name is Gary. In honor of this guy that I'll never meet, I'd like to use his name, from this point forward, as an "ism".
Gary (Gar-y).
Definition: To be feeling terrible in the morning and unfit to work.
Used in a sentence: I'm feeling a little Gary this morning, maybe I will call in sick.
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I'm definitely feeling slightly Gary this morning. Probably one of the most memorable, entertaining Thursday nights of my life. Started off in typical gary style at the Duke, shelling my carcass with pints and liberal amounts of vodka. Then a monsoon came in and we got soaked. I mean like gary's liver soaked. Then proceeded to walk through the concourse and run from Roy Thomson hall to Crocodile Rock. Met up with a bunch of like-minded dudes - one of which is a guy named Phil - who currently works with Pump Head. We had some good laughs at Pump Head - I told him the story about his love for inter-racial cowboy porn. Then some guy says he's got a 42 foot sailboat moored at Toronto Island marina - why don't we go drink there? Me and Adumb and 5 other guys hop onto a water taxi and go over to the guy's boat (he said that Kelly Gruber and Tom Henke drank him out of booze two weeks ago on his boat). Drank like demented pirates before catching a 1am water taxi back to the mainland. In true gary style - decided to have a nightcap at the Rail - where I was met like a visiting dignitary. Having said all that - feeling quite gary right now.
Haaaaa!
Where is Gary these days? He seems to be absent????
Gary's BOSS: He is in the process of being fired. He has been absent from work for 2 days and cannot be contacted. HR is sending him an ultimatum. I doubt Gary will be able to read it. Stupid and drunken Gary.
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