Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Andre The Giant

Since Andre The Giant passed we earthlings have kinda slacked off and not replaced him with a new celebrity giant. There used to be "The Friendly Giant" and "The Green Giant" too, but now there's fuck all. We're so focused on the little things in life, we sometimes forget the "big" picture. Even the very tall need to be loved.

Happy Birthday Prozes.

6 comments:

LaurenceBort said...

I may be very tall when I am upright in a vertical fashion - but when I fall down encrusted in my own vomit - I am only about eight inches above the ground.

Anonymous said...

Yes Happy Birthday buddy!!!

Rusty said...

Eight inches. That's not bad!

PeterPumpkinHead said...

At eight inches, are the odds still slightly in your favour for hand to hand fighting?

Happy Birthday. May it be long on "as you wish" and short on putresence.

LaurenceBort said...

I just got five dozen cookies delivered. The dude who sits next to me said it was from the 'Upper Brass' to thank me for my patronage. Not far off.

Rusty said...

60 cookies. Makes sense.