Holy fuck did my Dad hate Alan Thicke when I was a kid. GROWING PAINS was not allowed in the house. And I couldn't watch wrestling or THE DUKES OF HAZZARD without being called a hooligan. You know Alan Thicke wrote the theme to THE FACTS OF LIFE, WHEEL OF FORTUNE and DIFFERENT STROKES? The guy must be loaded. Maybe that's why my Dad hated him so much. It's was a tie between Alan Thicke and Fergie Oliver for the two people pops wanted to go fuck themselves the hardest. Fergie Oliver was the genius CTV had announcing the Blue Jays games and the children's game show JUST LIKE MOM identically to each other, "ooooh good hit by Fernandez." It was actually Alan Thicke, Fergie Oliver and Kelly Gruber the religious third baseman for the Jays with a coke problem. Those three. Everyone else was fine.
Of course Johnny Carson could do no wrong.
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Compared to Jamie Campbell, Fergie Oliver WAS a genius. I miss Fergie Oliver. He was a short multitalented pimpdaddy who for a time was the King of the Baton Broadcasting System. And behind that goofy grin you knew deep down that he was always on the lookout for his next 9 year old Bengali loverboy.
Fergie Oliver defined shitstain. Jamie Campbell is more like a used kleenex filled with wad.
Fergie Oliver was banging Catherine Swing, runner up to Shannon Tweed in 1978 Miss Canada Pageant, for years. The guy is a pimp overachiever. Jamie Campbell called the end of the game last night, two out, tying run on third, Wells at the plate, "Wells hammers it!, umm pops out to shallow centre field." He sucks.
I concur with my fine partly Jewish friend that Fergie Oliver was way worse. Fergie's witty banter could put anyone to sleep and made zero sense. Jamie whatever his name is, is just dumb. I sometimes listen to the games with mute on as no relevant information is generally provided although it could be worse....we could be in Copenhagen and have to watch craptastic sports with no baseball, hockey, football or basketball. ;)
Strike listen....watch
then this video of Fergie would make your dad's head explode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD2ARRee35
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